Kirishima Kano

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2023-11-04T14:09:20Z

Kano:
-is vaguely around 16, it's unspecified because she's an eroge heroine
-easily attaches to anyone who gives her attention, and craves affection
-still feels guilty about it because she thinks she's nothing but trouble since her birth directly led to her parents' deaths, her family's poverty, and her sister giving up on her dreams, yet her sister still puts Kano first at her own expense
-will pretend she was just joking when the other person looks skeptical or confused
-is very gullible and naïve
-is also desperate, half because she craves affection, half because she's actually convinced that she can get magic powers upon becoming an adult and she at some point took this as quote-unquote "becoming an adult"
-may or may not be able to talk to animals, she says she can but does not count this as magic
-has a vague "health problem" that she insists is just anemia and frequent blackouts and says there's nothing to worry about. Her sister has been working hopelessly to find a cure. spoilers, cw: asphyxiation, cutting, suicide attempt She's actually possessed by a fragment of a ghost haunting an ancient artifact she touched once, who takes over her body to mindlessly relive her last moments (which may involve trying to choke you or slash her wrist with the nearest sharp object). In canon, either she gets reunited with the ancient feather and magic is used to help the ghost (Shiraho) tell her story and leave, or she just gets left that way. While her usual canonpoint is an ending where she stays like this, cures are welcome. I will keep the cw-worthy stuff offscreen and out of threads unless you give the okay.
-as the kanji of her name indicates, she wants to make other people happy more than anything else

In memes I default to Kano having run away from home after the route split favoured one of the other girls, unless a different canonpoint is specified, and will generally AU into your setting or a blended one.

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[video]

2015-02-24T15:24:07Z

[In keeping with the virus, a very small Kano is sitting on her laptop, waving up at the camera, and has built a blanket fort out of a blue strawberry-print cleaning cloth. She shrugs.]

So, uh. Thanks for making everything interesting, community, but I don't really think I can go to class like this without a major risk of getting stepped on.

...Think I should try anyway?

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drunk virus

2014-12-27T00:37:54Z

Alllllllllllll my friends are godne

Thats even worse than alp my friends are dead. Which theyre that too except some arnt dead anymore just gone. Stupid t people think gone is fun what ppl I mean com cp munity. Why

Kan[pma i by the butt figure can yuo come back andtel I dont care if you yel lat me for havingn it maybe youll come back. Ilu youre my friend in a friend way but also maybe in a not friend way / yeah thats it im soryr I lied can you be alive pls

Note to self serach
-bring back deads w/o them being zombies which are gros s
-dog food for cheap
-good ways to not fail school
-birds who r people
-ppl who are birds
-why
-everybody is weird im weird
-why am i drunk
i didnt drink anything
is drunk fun
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things

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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ifbymyhands @ 2014-05-10T14:03:00

2014-05-10T20:06:30Z

Do you ever see something that reminds you of something important, even though it's stupid? Like a name in a totally different context.

I dunno. In completely unrelated news, it's a brand new school year and it's even harder to pretend that I actually know what to do with my life. My classes are all kinds of things and still ridiculously hard. I swear I'm moving to Hikarizaka.

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ifbymyhands @ 2014-03-04T08:03:00

2014-03-04T14:05:55Z

I know I have to live for everybody else. It might just be me, but I don't want to do that anymore. Yeah, the community punishes you if you look too hard into what makes it work, but honestly, I'd prefer being turned into a toad to just letting everyone disappear. We lost three more people in the last two days, and that's just people I know.

I'm gonna try and find out everything I can. Maybe I'm not a genius, but there's gotta be some kind of pattern for this. Or at least a way to find out how to make a miracle. Some way to get everyone back and keep more people from disappearing.

...Except Water Filter-san. She can stay gone.

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ifbymyhands @ 2013-11-05T08:32:00

2013-11-05T14:34:14Z

If you ever thought you should probably go find a girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever-friend in the same place you'd go buy a used lobster trap, this is why you probably shouldn't.

I've been laughing for hours.

(Link is nsfw yet highly hilarious.)

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ifbymyhands @ 2013-07-10T20:39:00

2013-07-11T02:41:54Z

Do you think I could teach a dog to drive a bus?

(Link is to a worksafe doujin preview crossing over multiple Key works -- you may recognize Yumemi/Reverie and Yui, and Kyousuke also appears, though I don't believe it shows anyone else we have or used to have.)

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[private to friends]

2013-04-22T23:47:37Z

...Thanks, internet. Thanks.

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ifbymyhands @ 2012-12-17T07:49:00

2012-12-17T13:53:34Z

*At first the video only shows snow out the window -- the camera's obviously been pushed against the glass. It pulls back and around to show Kano sitting on the train, smiling.*

So we get snow for this year's virus, I guess. What a thing to come home to. Do you think it'll be snowing in Kasumi Town, too? That might be... uh, interesting.

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ifbymyhands @ 2012-10-08T07:12:00

2012-10-08T13:13:09Z

Geez, everyone disappears, don't they?

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RL - WORLDHOP JOYRIDE PLOT

2012-06-20T03:21:44Z

This was a terrible idea. Naturally, Kano and Kyousuke were all over it.

You could spot them running around an assortment of worlds causing harmless trouble, staring at things, laughing, and bolting off to the next area before they could be caught. Take this opportunity to stare, try to corner them, mutter about this weirdness to your canonmates and/or whoever else, or... whatever you very well want.

(You can also make your own posts gossiping with other community members about these weirdos. Make your own threads and we shall get to them! As a reminder, here is the plotting post, but you can also just jump in now. We'll also have a main thread going on where they just. Do whatever.)

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[fail!private to self]

2012-04-11T05:54:48Z

...If you can still hear me where you are, I want to apologize for everything. But you wouldn't want that, huh? You got on my case enough about that before.

So... I guess I'll say that I'm going to keep living, like you wanted. Maybe I'll see you again someday. I'll try to. A couple of months for me was a thousand years to you before, so maybe it's my turn. Heh, I'm sounding like I'm going to live a thousand years. I probably would have been happy with that. Maybe I'd live until we had space colonies, and I could go live on the moon or something. That might be fun.

...Oh, yeah. You might not even remember me.

But hey, if you don't... just know that you were my best friend, okay? Seriously. Even more than Potato, and it takes a lot to dethrone him, considering he was my only friend for about forever.

If I do have to go a thousand years without seeing you, I guess it's only fair. Maybe to you it'll be a couple of months this time.

So, uh, if you see this? Thanks for everything. I hope I did something worthwhile for you, too.

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[Open RL] SLEEPOVER

2012-02-04T17:30:34Z

Kano, being a bored teenager in a small fishing village in the middle of winter, had found herself with plenty of time to set this up. The old elementary school was now mostly dusted, its equipment shed broken into for the abandoned contents (scooter boards, pylons, wiffle balls, and bean bags were now all set up in the gym). One classroom had the desks piled in various configurations to make a maze. Two others had been transformed into towering blanket forts. There was a small grill standing outside for fish on the foggy, snow-less ground.

Kano stood in front of the door with a grin.

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[Supposed to be locked from Battler and Yuri. Kano screwed up.]

2012-01-24T14:32:23Z

The universe is going to pot.

Who came up with that saying, anyway? It sounds stupid. I'm just imagining this flower pot with a bunch of people stuffed into it, not talking to each other and falling off somebody's windowsill.

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