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If you ever thought you should probably go find a girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever-friend in the same place you'd go buy a used lobster trap, this is why you probably shouldn't.

I've been laughing for hours.

(Link is nsfw yet highly hilarious.)

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Terrible. And yet so utterly true.

People do that?

The "do you have a butt" guy, though?

I guess someone really wants to call out any gay wizards where they live.

Potentially just as hilarious as the one who mangled Sound of Music.

That's- why don't they just go out and meet people?

If you have something against online dating, half the community is going to want to talk with you.

I don't get these people.

It really feels like they're basically trying too hard.

Or not trying.

Or not at all. I'm sure some of them were drunk too when writing these ads.

True.

Gotta say, this sounds like your kind of person, though.

They do. Too bad it's probably someone who isn't good for me though.

Are you suggesting we should have a DDD dating service instead?

Why not? Hook up all of those unattached people.

You know that every time someone tries that, it's a disaster.

How many times have you tried it personally?

Remember the college virus? Or the times some people threw blind date names in a hat and I always ended up with some old guy?

Oooooh right. I remember those. You have a point.

We don't even follow this.

What. I don't get it.

We're all mutual friends and some of us are hideous trolls.

Oh. Oh yeah you might have a good point there.

I wish this place were more interesting again, though.

I know. I miss a lot of people who've lost access recently.

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