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[ifbymyhands]

If you ever thought you should probably go find a girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever-friend in the same place you'd go buy a used lobster trap, this is why you probably shouldn't.

I've been laughing for hours.

(Link is nsfw yet highly hilarious.)

Comments

[pikapikapikarin]

Terrible. And yet so utterly true.

[ifbymyhands]

The "do you have a butt" guy, though?

[pikapikapikarin]

Potentially just as hilarious as the one who mangled Sound of Music.

[ifbymyhands]

I don't get these people.

[pikapikapikarin]

It really feels like they're basically trying too hard.

[ifbymyhands]

Or not trying.

[pikapikapikarin]

Or not at all. I'm sure some of them were drunk too when writing these ads.

[ifbymyhands]

True.

Gotta say, this sounds like your kind of person, though.

[pikapikapikarin]

They do. Too bad it's probably someone who isn't good for me though.

[fugal]

People do that?

[ifbymyhands]

I guess someone really wants to call out any gay wizards where they live.

[fugal]

That's- why don't they just go out and meet people?

[ifbymyhands]

If you have something against online dating, half the community is going to want to talk with you.

[fugal]

But people on the community talk to each other and stuff first. They don't just- say something like that!

[ifbymyhands]

I guess so. These guys are just weird, then.

[fugal]

Definitely!

[ifbymyhands]

Though if they want to meet gay wizards, they could come here.

[entreats]

If this is the future, then it sure is looking pale. Maybe it's for the best that I went to the past instead of the other direction in time.

[ifbymyhands]

I'm sure people in the past did stuff like this, too.

[entreats]

It wasn't this bad. ... As far as I know, either way. I don't bother to go looking for those kind of weirdos.

[ifbymyhands]

Personal ads in the paper? I'm sure those are funny.

[entreats]

I usually don't read the paper at all. Well, even less now I'm stuck here, but it's not like I did a lot even in my own time. There's only misery in those things.

[ifbymyhands]

Everything's misery to you.

[entreats]

Do we have to go over that again? I already get that I'm a gloomy girl by now.

[ifbymyhands]

We don't have to, I'm just saying.