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Do you think I could teach a dog to drive a bus?

(Link is to a worksafe doujin preview crossing over multiple Key works -- you may recognize Yumemi/Reverie and Yui, and Kyousuke also appears, though I don't believe it shows anyone else we have or used to have.)

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Next question then: What the hell is Yui doing on there?

I dunno. Same reason Kyousuke is?

Wait, where's Kyousuke?

One of the other pages past the sample thing. And some of the other kids in his group were on the cover.

I don't think I'm in here.

Oh! I found him. Who's that he's twinkling at?

I have no idea who most of these people are. It's starting to make me worry a little for stupid reasons, though.

Why?

Well, Yui was dead like you, right?

Yeah, but she never met any of those people. She disappeared before most of the SSS. I would've known.

Yeah, but you know that girl on the cover who's got the uniform I wore back in high school? She was in my grade in a different class. She died a couple years ago.

I'm kind of wondering if everybody in this thing is dead. And who would write a book about a bunch of dead people.

Lots of people write books about dead people. They're called history books, usually.

History books don't have driving dogs. This is serious.

...then again, I know the dog's alive, unless it's a different dog.

That's your proof right there.

If a dog can drive a bus, then it can be a master of disguise.

I can be a master of disguise but I have no idea how to drive a bus and I'm not a dog, so I'm differing.

You could have been a dog in a past life, then did something really good to become a human, like those dogs you see on the news fishing people out of the ocean when they're drowning because they went boating while horribly drunk.

I don't think becoming a master of disguise is something "really good" to become human and if it were, I still can't drive a bus.

Fishing drunks out of the ocean is.

Isn't that just stealing someone's job? A life guard could be getting paid to do that.

Fine, what's a good thing a dog would do besides that?

Protect someone from a burglar.

[ Of course that's the first thing that comes to her mind. ]

Then maybe you did that. Dog-you. I don't know.

*Kano why are we discussing Yuri's past life as a very pink guard dog.*

I've got my doubts. If that was the case I'd have been better at it already.

[ Moving right along-- ]

Anyway, as I was saying, the dog is alive so everyone there is obviously not dead.

Fine. Maybe you have a point there. It just seemed to logically follow, that's all.

*Kano, that's just because you only know the dead people, and you're not in the doujin because the fandom keeps forgetting you existed and had a route.*

Isn't it kind of pessimistic when a dead person is telling you not to worry as much?

Fine, fine.

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